What could possibly be better than a night on the town, wearing your favorite grandma outfit, with the bestest of friends? It is one of ther very few times that my true character has the opportunity to come out and shine! I'm telling you, there's nothing like it in the world.

You borrow your sisters clothes? I borrow my grandmas. Beat that my friend! I am young in body, but old at heart. I patiently look forward to the day that I can be called Grandma Bones. But let me tell you, I will not be just any grandma. I will be the grandma of all grandma's! When I say I plan to boogie, it is an understatement. My whole life is geared to the time when all the little children will look up to me with wide eyes and gaping mouths. They won't know whether to cry or to laugh, so they'll end up doing both. In about fifty years, I admonish you to keep your eyes pealed for the infamous H. Bones. She'll be shaking her tail feathers like there's no tomorrow my friend, no tomorrow. It will be worth your while, I assure you.